The Lighter Side

"President Bush says he’s going to simplify the tax code. Only the states that are blue will have to pay." –-David Letterman

 

"I'm sure you know, there’s talk of Hillary Clinton gearing up for 2008. Or as Bill calls her, 'The Polar Express." --Jay Leno

 

 "There's already speculation that Hillary Clinton will be the nominee for the Democrats in 2008. Well, you have to admire the dedication of the Democratic party. They just lost an election, and they're already hard at work planning to lose the next one." --Bill Maher

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Barbara Walters of 20/20 (USA) did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind theirhusbands.

 

She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walk behind their husbands, but now seem to walk even further back and are happy with the old custom.

 

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you used to try to change?"

 

“Land mines," said the woman.

 

 

MORAL: BEHIND EVERY MAN IS A SMART WOMAN.

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                                     There’s a new bumper sticker: RUN HILLARY RUN.  
      Democrats are putting in on their rear bumpers. Republicans are putting it on their front.

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An elderly man had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital. His niece waited for news from the doctors. Finally, a physician sat down with her and said, “I’m afraid that his brain is dead, but his heart is still beating strong.” “Oh,” she said, “We have some other liberals in our family.”

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